The one-sentence summary
If you want to get promoted, do as little as possible (but be aware that you may also be fired).
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WHAT THE BOOK SAYS
- This is an unusual book that provides a counterpoint to all those that suggest that increasing productivity is the key to success
- It says that you can be a slacker and get away with it, and that only by reducing your productivity to zero do you have any chance of climbing the corporate ladder
- Hard work and long hours won’t get you anywhere
- Companies don’t care. They hate individuals who don’t conform.
- They talk gibberish, use people as pawns, and move them around so no one can keep track
- They have no ethics, no culture, and have mastered the art of appearing more intelligent than they actually are
WHAT’S GOOD ABOUT IT
- It’s good to take the opposite view from time to time, if only to test what you believe
- There are typologies of idiots: Mr. Average, The Hollow Man(ager), Consultants who con, Timewasters, Yes-Men, and Nobodies
- The idea that business is effectively doomed is an intriguing one
- What is a job for? Many workers genuinely don’t know what they are paid for, so why should they fear being lazy?
- The author’s ten new commandments of work are:
- Salaried work is the new slavery
- It’s pointless trying to change the system
- The work you do is fundamentally pointless
- You’ll be judged on your ability to conform, not your work
- Never accept positions of responsibility
- Seek out the most useless jobs
- Hide away and stay there
- Learn how to read the subtle cues that tell you who else has rumbled all this
- Temporary staff do all the work – treat them well
- Business ideology is no more ‘true’ than communism
WHAT YOU HAVE TO WATCH
- It is translated from the French and reflects many of the strange working practices in corporate France
- If you choose to enact a large proportion of this book, you may get fired